First off, let me just say that I am in no way bashing the teaching profession. Teachers are important and should be respected in this country, unless you live in Wisconsin where people apparently say ‘fuck these overpaid elitists, my child doesn’t need to be literate.’ I know they work long hours during the school year, sometimes don’t get compensated enough and have to put up with bullshit from kids, and even more from the parents. Some of the people I have the most respect for are my former teachers and coaches. My brother and girlfriend are both teachers and I have dozens of friends who are educators. I am in no way bashing the teaching profession or how important their job is to educate the youth of America.
Now, that being said, fuck teachers. Not all of them, just the ones who bitch about having to go back to their jobs after having the ENTIRE SUMMER OFF, which is basically every teacher I know. All I see on Facebook and hear from my teacher friends is “Ughhhhhh I need a couple more weeks of summer before I have go back to these kids” and “Summer went by too fast, don’t wanna go back to work!” All those asshats can take a corkscrew to the dick or a flaming bukaki from Ghost Rider to the tits. That includes my gf.
These people get off from work for almost 3 months during the Summer, full weeks for Thanksgiving/Christmas/Spring Break, every federal holiday and now every Jewish fiesta. You know who doesn’t want to work? Everyone. I’m pretty sure even Derek Jeter gets tired of playing baseball and laying pipe everyday as his full-time job sometimes. I despise the fact that I have to wake up and have actual responsibilities to handle throughout the day. For some reason teachers seem to bitch more about having to go to work than the average person, which sadly is a cubical monkey. I know this has to do with the cube ape just succumbing to his life being the equivalent to a slave and doesn’t feel the need to express emotions or has been working the same job for 3+ years and has subsequently become emotionless. However, a teacher actually gets to experience freedom to do whatever they want for a couple of months and obviously doesn’t want to go back to having actual responsibilities. But that’s exactly the point, teachers get the privilege of basically taking a break from life for the best months out of the year where everybody else is lucky to get 2 or 3 weeks throughout the entire year. If you’re a teacher, think for a second how much this pisses everyone off and please refrain from stating how you feel because it makes the average worker think you’re a spoiled douchedick.
PS – Those of you in college, you better be enjoying every. fucking. minute. of your life. Once you’re out you never know how much you appreciated the little things in life like not have to worry about being hungover on a weekday, and naps. Yes, I would legimitaly kill my own mother if that meant I could just have the option to nap for 1 hour everyday.
Now, that being said, fuck teachers. Not all of them, just the ones who bitch about having to go back to their jobs after having the ENTIRE SUMMER OFF, which is basically every teacher I know. All I see on Facebook and hear from my teacher friends is “Ughhhhhh I need a couple more weeks of summer before I have go back to these kids” and “Summer went by too fast, don’t wanna go back to work!” All those asshats can take a corkscrew to the dick or a flaming bukaki from Ghost Rider to the tits. That includes my gf.
These people get off from work for almost 3 months during the Summer, full weeks for Thanksgiving/Christmas/Spring Break, every federal holiday and now every Jewish fiesta. You know who doesn’t want to work? Everyone. I’m pretty sure even Derek Jeter gets tired of playing baseball and laying pipe everyday as his full-time job sometimes. I despise the fact that I have to wake up and have actual responsibilities to handle throughout the day. For some reason teachers seem to bitch more about having to go to work than the average person, which sadly is a cubical monkey. I know this has to do with the cube ape just succumbing to his life being the equivalent to a slave and doesn’t feel the need to express emotions or has been working the same job for 3+ years and has subsequently become emotionless. However, a teacher actually gets to experience freedom to do whatever they want for a couple of months and obviously doesn’t want to go back to having actual responsibilities. But that’s exactly the point, teachers get the privilege of basically taking a break from life for the best months out of the year where everybody else is lucky to get 2 or 3 weeks throughout the entire year. If you’re a teacher, think for a second how much this pisses everyone off and please refrain from stating how you feel because it makes the average worker think you’re a spoiled douchedick.
PS – Those of you in college, you better be enjoying every. fucking. minute. of your life. Once you’re out you never know how much you appreciated the little things in life like not have to worry about being hungover on a weekday, and naps. Yes, I would legimitaly kill my own mother if that meant I could just have the option to nap for 1 hour everyday.
