Joslyn James Releases Tiger Woods Sexts And They Are Making Me Blush

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Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009: I want to be deep inside you
Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009: I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you …
Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009: Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise
Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009: Where do you want to be bitten
Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009: Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine
Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009: Whatever else turns you on
Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009: You tell me what you like
Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009: I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009: I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around
Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009: For years. And punish you for not seeing me more
Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009: I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth
Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009: We will see how bad you want me
Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009: Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy
Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009: So when can i have that ass again
Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009: How about a quickie before i go:)
Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009: Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
- Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
- After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
- Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009: Don’t Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

Jesus Christ Tiger! Relax bro! I mean I like smushing and watching filthy porn as much as the next guy but this shit is making even me blush! Sounds like you’re ordering off a menu with this bitch: ”yeah I’ll take two girls, one blonde, both white of course, a side of Ambien and the Golden Shower for dessert.”

Now I know the whole Tiger Woods thing has been beat to death and I could care less about it anymore but you got to imagine he can kiss the rest of his sponsorships goodbye. I mean can Nike really stand behind a dude who wants to 3some DP a porn star then slap and spank and bite and punish her? Assuming these are real of course. Just seems like it would be tough to sink zillions of dollars in advertising into a guy who likes to piss on chicks’ faces.