MAIL - SCIENTISTS are studying an 82-year-old man who claims he has not had any food or drink for 70 years. Prahlad Jani’s claims are being put to the test at a hospital in Ahmedabad, where he is being closely monitored and studied by India’s Defence Research Development Organisation, which believes he may have a quality which could help save lives, The Telegraph reports. He has so far spent six days without food or water under the strict observation of doctors who say his body is yet to show any signs of hunger or dehydration. Mr Jani is regarded as a “breatharian” who can live a “spiritual life-force” alone. He believes he is sustained by the “elixir” of a goddess. However, others have dismissed Mr Jani as a “village fraud”. Leading Australian nutritionist, Dr Joanna McMillan Price, said the study was a dangerous and pointless exercise. “What’s the point? To show spiritual strength? You would struggle to go for more than a week without water and without food, your body starts to break down muscle, eventually attacking the heart muscles needed to provide energy to the brain until ultimately you have a heart attack and you die,” she said.
Well if this cat isn’t the most badass guy on the fuckin planet I don’t know who is. Maybe there’s a dude out there who hasn’t breathed for half a century or some shit, but until that guy comes to light, Prahlad Jani wears the crown. Dude hasn’t eaten in like 4 score! Not even a fuckin Ritz cracker or anything. Straight Spiritual Life Force breakfast, lunch and dinner. I mean sure we’re gonna need some proof. But he’s already 6 days in, and I for one, am willing to take his word on the other 69 years and 359 days.
On a serious note I think physiologically I could give this guy a run for his money. I legit think I could fast for 70 years if I had any will power. Seriously I never eat breakfast, sometimes I just miss lunch because I’m all caught up in the smut world, and then for dinner I’ll have like curly fries and thats it. My body just doesn’t get that hungry. I eat donuts all the time because I like the taste of them and shit but I don’t require like any nourishment. But I’ll probably need to get my hands on a box of that spiritual life force if I’m gonna make a run at the title, but I don’t think they sell that at Wegmans
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