BBC - An Israeli man has been imprisoned for 10 years for tricking women into sexual acts by claiming his semen was holy and had healing powers. Nissim Aharon, a former employee at the Israeli defence ministry, was convicted of rape, sodomy, indecent acts and aggravated fraudulent acquisition. Women paid him large sums of money, believing he was a holy rabbi who could heal body and soul, the court said. Judges called his actions “monstrous”, exploiting “women young and old”. Aharon, who was arrested last August, “over many years presented himself as a righteous man, as a saint with healing powers, who exploited the naivity of women and teenage girls, while carrying out appalling sexual acts and obtaining large sums of money by fraud,” the Israeli Justice Ministry said in a statement. He would claim to be a rabbi, and impersonate figures in authority who would then refer women and teenage girls to himself, the ministry said. “He would give these people different explanations: among others, that a holy scent comes from him, and that his semen is a holy fluid, which by contact could heal body and soul,” the statement said.
This is, hands down, the greatest lie any man has spit to a chick since someone invented that whole “you can’t get pregnant if you have sex standing up.” That one had a seriously good run. Probably came out around the same time Newton figured out gravity. Explaining to chicks how sperm cant swim upwards against gravity. Genius.
But this Nissim Aharon just redefined the game. Just took it to a whole nother level. Because anytime you can get chicks to not only want your semen, but get them to PAY for it as well, you’re a game changer. Oh whats that honey? Your chest is congested? Just give me 50 bucks and about 7 minutes to fill your prescription for you. So here’s to you, Nissim Aharon. Here’s to you and your Super Sperm game that dumb ass Jewish broads are eating up with a spoon, both literally and figuratively.
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