SAN FRANCISCO (WWJ) – Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.” WWJ Newsradio 950 spoke with Dr. Michael Lutz, at the Michigan Institute of Urology, who said there is no medical data to support the man’s claim. However, “It’s been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis — if it’s compressed for a period of time, whether it be on a bicycle seat or some other device — it can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia,” Lutz said.


Listen I’m no lawyer but even I see the obvious contradiction with Mr. Wolf’s lawsuit. On the one hand he says he’s been rock hard for 20 months. Two seconds later though he says he can’t engage in any sexual activity. Well what it is bro? You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Either you’re permanently hard and can fuck at a moment’s notice or you’re limp dicked and can’t perform in bed. Can’t be both. Case dismissed.