11 Year Old Narc’s On His Parents For Smoking Weed

MATTHEWS, NC (WBTV) – Two parents are facing drug charges after their child took their drugs to school and told a school officer his parents were breaking the law. The 11-year-old student is in 5th grade at a an elementary school in Matthews. Police say he brought his parents’ marijuana cigarettes to school when he reported them. Matthews Police say he reported his parents after a lesson about marijuana was delivered by a police officer who is part of the D.A.R.E. program, which teaches kids about the dangers of drugs, alcohol, and tobacco. Police say both the 11-year old and a sibling have been removed from the parents’ house by social services. Police say they are staying with relatives.

Hey Bobby, make sure you grab some extra coloring books to keep yourself entertained for the next few years while you’re living with your new foster parents in a foster house full of 25 other degenerate kids. Maybe your sense of pride in community service will keep you warm at night on the cot in the basement you share with 4 other people. I mean has anything ever been less worth it? Like congratulations you just got an A in DARE. Now watch as we haul your parents off to jail from the view out of the back of the social services van. Maybe in a year if you’re lucky we’ll let you go back to live with your parents where I’m sure your dad will immediately beat the fuck out you for wasting his weed. Snitches get stitches Bobby. Remember that.

See this is exactly why I hate kids and never want to have any. Because they are scumbags. Like bringing them into this world and ruining your life isn’t enough. Like never having money anymore isn’t enough. Like not being able to go on normal vacations or going out to dinner or fuck your wife anymore isn’t enough? Like not being able to sleep through the night isn’t enough? Like cleaning up their shit isn’t enough. Nope. Now they’re going to fucking rat you out to the cops. Let me ask you this. You think a dog would narc on your ass for smoking a little dope? No fucking way. A dog would swallow that shit before turning you over to the pigs. It’s all about loyalty and respect. Kids have none. That’s why I’m a dog guy.