Gross Pregnant Chicks Sneaking Past Airport Security

MSNBC – If a woman really wants to get around the rules barring her from flying in late pregnancy, there’s little an airline can do to stop her. Investigators believe that a Filipino maid who gave birth in an airplane toilet two weeks ago deliberately wore baggy clothes and some sort of girdle around her stomach to conceal her pregnancy, Gulf Air spokeswoman Katherine Kaczynska said Tuesday. It’s not clear how far along the Filipino woman was in her pregnancy when she boarded the 10-hour Gulf Air flight from Bahrain to Manila, the spokeswoman said. The airline has procedures to identify pregnant women checking in for flights, “but if someone conceals the pregnancy, it’s difficult and nigh on impossible for us to tell,” Kaczynska said. While the vast majority of women heed airline rules against flying during the last four or five weeks of pregnancy or comply with requirements about providing a medical certificate from a doctor, some manage to conceal their condition or lie about how far along they are so they can get where they want to go.

Fucking great. If someone dumb enough to get knocked up can sneak onto an airplane, how tough can it be for a crazy terrorist to sneak onto an airplane? This just proves my theory that preggo bitches shouldn’t be allowed anywhere once they start getting super pregnant. Like the home stretch last 6 weeks or so when they’re extra fat and gross and could explode at any minute. Why would you risk that shit out in public? These fatties just need to stay inside for a while, not hop on the 10-hour journey from Bahrain to Manila.

One of my biggest fears in life is being stuck somewhere with a bunch of really pregnant chicks and they all start giving birth at once. Just queef after queef of waters breaking and crushed placentas squishing on the floor. I’d rather airport security let a whole crew of terrorists on my airplane than a single pregnant woman. At least with the terrorists I can maybe try to die a hero. But if some pregnant chick in the row ahead of me bursts there’s going to be gross shit everywhere, plus one more baby on board that’s won’t stop crying. I’m sitting here quietly just trying my best to hold in my poop until we land ladies. All I ask in return is you do the same.