IGN GEAR - Designed as a means for people to “stay in touch” over long distances, the Mojowijo is an add-on accessory for the Wiimote that allows for stimulation of either a male or female user. The concept is called teledildonics and is geared toward taking internet chat and phone sex to another level by allowing accessory-induced stimulation to be controlled remotely via computer. How does the Mojowijo work with the Wii? Well, it doesn’t. It works with specialized software installed on a computer and connects with a Wiimote via Bluetooth. The Mojowijo is not compatible with the Wii itself. The add-ons use the company’s patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, which allows users to enable a variety of motion and vibration effects to either a remotely connected accessory or another user in the same room. The Mojowijo will also be compatible with online chat clients, beginning with Skype. The company plans to add MSN, Yahoo, Google, and Oovoo to their list of supported clients in the future. DuMosch came up with the concept six years ago, and after independently developing prototypes with other software developers and engineers, he began SKDu LLC and started marketing and manufacturing the Mojowijo. The Mojowijo will enter the beta testing phase in early October, with pre-sales beginning on November 26. The final version will ship to consumers on December 14, just in time for the holidays. Pricing is expected to range from $50 to $130 in both individual and bundle form.
This may be one of the worst ideas in the history of technology. I mean look at that fucking thing! You’re telling me I’m gonna log on to Skype and let this fucking robot claw clamp onto my dick while a girl operates it remotely to virtually jerk me off? What if she like saw some racy photos on Facebook that day or heard I was hanging out with the chick down the hall too much? Only thing worse than a jealous girlfriend is a jealous long distance girlfriend who’s got you at her mercy with a fucking robot clamp on your cock. Not to mention I can’t even get on Facebook without my shit freezing talking about a Javascript runtime error or something. Would hate to see what happened when the Teledildonic software malfunctions with my dick in its metal hand. No thanks. I’ll stick to beating myself off and just wait until flights go on sale like a normal couple. So sorry sweetheart but unless that Wiimote Mojowijo transforms into your mouth and blows me while I watch Sportscenter then walks into the kitchen and makes me a turkey sandwich I’m gonna have to pass.
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