Video #1
So this happened a couple weeks ago. Obviously this guy totally sucks and I’m sure if we could translate that announcer he’s probably saying this dude should kill himself.
And then like 3 weeks later, same dude fucks up again and just calls it a day mid game. Just cancels his own career right then and there.
Video #2
Gotta respect the shit out of this dude. Take me out of the game coach! Let me fuck you guys up with some truth – the most important thing in this world is knowing your own limitations. Knowing your audience and knowing your limitations. If you can’t stop a ball from going in the net, you ain’t a goalie. If you can’t fuck a 10, you better aim for the 6s.
None of this Sky’s The Limit bullshit. Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars? No motherfucker! Those are just airplanes that are probably gonna crash and you’re mediocre just like this goalie! At least he has the common courtesy to give up on his dreams and aspirations before he embarrasses himself any further. Doesn’t waste my time, your time, and most importantly his own time.
So when my first born comes up to me and says “Dad, I wanna be an astronaut!” I’m gonna reply “Wolverine, you’re too stupid and probably too much of a pussy to be an astronaut, you should go to vocational school and be a bus driver.” Save him years of despair and shame when he inevitably falls short.
Some people say “Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land amongst the stars.” I say “you’re seriously not as smart or cool as you think so you should probably lower your expectations and settle before its too late."
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