Man Kills His Girlfriend With Loaded Gun During Foreplay

GRANITE FALLS, Wash. — A 25-year-old man says he accidentally shot to death his 22-year-old girlfriend with a gun they used during drunken foreplay, said Rebecca Hover of the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office. The man told detectives that he and his girlfriend of 10 years had been drinking at a party in their home Saturday night and afterward were intimate in bed. He told police that he rubbed the loaded handgun all over his girlfriend after consuming more than one six-pack of beer. He said his girlfriend drank six bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. He said that the couple forgot about the gun until after having sex. He said he found the gun at the foot of the bed and picked it up. When he swung his arm toward his girlfriend, it went off, he told police. He called 911, and deputies responded at about 5:30 a.m. Sunday to the home in the 23200 block of 134th Street Northeast in unincorporated Granite Falls. Hover said, “He was adamant the shooting was an accident.” He called himself an “idiot” several times during an interview with police and implied he would hurt himself for what he’d done, police said. During the incident, the couple’s two young children were asleep in the same room on a different bed, Hover said.

Hold the fuckin phone. The couple’s two young children were asleep in the same room on a different bed? Jesus Christ these kinky freaks. I mean listen I like to get wavy in the bedroom. You know when people say shit like I’ll try anything once? Well I’ll try anything like 50 times. Could suck the first 49 times and I’ll be like “Welp, the 50th time’s a charm!” But I draw the line at erotic firearm play with children in the bed next to you. We’re not talking about your freshman year dorm when you’re catchin a quick blower while your roommate sleeps with one eye open in the bed next to you. Or when you’re in her room and she keeps shushing you because her fat emo roommate is in the bed like 4 feet away. We’re talking about your small children.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing your dad rub a loaded 9 millimeter all over your Mom’s ass? Gun Sex from your parents is about as scarring as it gets. Reminds me of the time I walked in on my parents doing a standing 69.
Fucking horrible. Worst part was it was my mom holding up my dad.

PS – Mike’s Hard Lemonade will make bitches do anything