KC.com – Tracy Durham remembers hearing the pop. But the gunshot wound the Illinois man discovered after a neighbor asked about his limp? That was a surprise. The 48-year-old Durham told police he thinks he was shot by a friend during a party late Sunday at his home. Police say Durham recalled calling the friend’s girlfriend ugly. The Peoria man then heard a pop as he took a drink from a bottle of whiskey. But police say he felt no pain. Durham told officers he went to sleep around 3 a.m. Monday and discovered the wound about four hours later. Tracy Durham remembers hearing the pop. But the gunshot wound the Illinois man discovered after a neighbor asked about his limp? That was a surprise. Police questioned Durham while he was being treated at a local hospital. He declined to identify the man he suspects shot him.
Well if this isn’t the feel good story of the day than I don’t know what it. I mean this is what being a man is all about. You go to a party and drink straight Jack and get obliterated. You tell one of your boys that his girlfriend is fucking beat. He defends her honor by shooting you in the leg. Point taken. You let it go without causing a big scene and just keep partying. You wake up the next day and realize you’ve been shot. No biggie. It happens. When the cops ask you who shot you, you don’t squeal because you know you deserved it. Case closed. It’s days like these when it’s great to have a penis. Because you know if these were chicks they would have been screaming bloody murder, dialing 911 and police cruisers and ambulances would have been everywhere. Ladies, handle your business.
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