Philly - Authorities say a Pennsylvania man paid a woman with learning difficulties for sex while he was in New Jersey auditioning for “American Idol.” Joshua Heintzelman of Halifax, Pa., is charged with aggravated sexual assault. Police say the 21-year-old was staying at a motel in Clifton when he offered the 19-year-old $13 in exchange for sex. The woman is from Washington, D.C., and was in the area Tuesday to support a family member who also was auditioning at the nearby Izod Center. Police say the woman’s mother became suspicious when her daughter, who never has money, bought a sweater. The woman’s family says she has the mental capabilities of a third-grader. Heintzelman is held on $200,000 bail. It’s not clear whether he has obtained a lawyer.
Well I don’t know about the rest of America, Josh, but you’re certainly my idol! I kid, I kid. I just wanted to make a joke using the word idol there. Seriously how could this guy be anyone’s idol? He paid to have sex with a retard. Notice I put the emphasis on the paid there and not the retard. If you can’t have sex with a retard for free then you have zero fucking game. Mental capabilities of a third grader for God’s sake. Third graders are fuckin idiots. You should definitely be able to dupe someone reading at a third grade level into sex. And if you can’t save your $13 and go read a book. You got a lot of work to do.
And spare me the dog and pony show about me going to hell for this one. Just because you’re mentally handicapped doesn’t mean you don’t deserve some loving too. This girl got laid and ended up with a nice wool sweater at the end of the day. That sounds like a steal in my book.
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