WYALUSING, Pa. — The 91-year-old widow lived by herself in a tumbledown house on a desolate country road. But she wasn’t alone, not really, not as long as she could visit her husband and twin sister. No matter they were already dead. Jean Stevens simply had their embalmed corpses dug up and stored them at her house — in the case of her late husband, for more than a decade — tending to the remains as best she could until police were finally tipped off last month. Much to her dismay. “Death is very hard for me to take,” Stevens told an interviewer. As state police finish their investigation into a singularly macabre case — no charges have been filed — Stevens wishes she could be reunited with James Stevens, her husband of nearly 60 years who died in 1999, and June Stevens, the twin who died last October. But their bodies are with the Bradford County coroner now, off-limits to the woman who loved them best.
Why is this illegal? Serious question. Why can’t you embalm your loved ones after they die and stick them around the house? This poor old widow lives alone. The bodies are preserved. There’s no health risk or harm done to anyone around. So what the fuck? Bitch lived through 2 World Wars. I think she earned the right to stick her dead husband and twin sister on the sofa so she has someone to watch Murder She Wrote with. I would do the same exact thing if my bro dies today in his shithole apartment because the poor bastard can’t afford an AC unit. Have a taxidermist stuff that motherfucker up and stick him in a chair at the corner table of my apartment under the disco ball with his fingers propped up on the keyboard. Facebook open. G Chat screen open. Go over every few minutes and move his mouse around for him so he wouldn’t be Red Status all the time. Fuck the police. If keeping my bro's smut memory alive is wrong I don’t want to be right.
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