Hartford Courant - A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said. Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said, he mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for. “He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens,” Perez said. The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because “They’re going to be coming soon.”After the sale of the rifle, the man reported Eisenman to police. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman, who is a convicted felon, is legally prohibited from buying or owning a hand gun or rifle.
The dude selling the rifle has some balls huh? Listen, if you don’t want to sell your gun to the guy who needs it to kill the Aliens living under the sun who are getting reading for their traditional 36,000 year invasion that’s cool. But don’t play all mr nice guy, wish him luck and then call the cops the second he leaves your store. That’s bush league. Hey buddy if you’re that worried about him killing people/aliens/immigrants how about not selling him the rifle in the first place? I almost wish the Alien guy killed somebody first just to teach him a lesson. Like if anybody deserves to get arrested here it’s the seller for selling guns to people who he thinks are crazy. I totally hope the Alien Hunter gives him bad feedback on EBAY. “Like watch out. Seller reported me to cops after I bought product” That will teach his ass a lesson.
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