Bro Turns This Dead Cat Into Helicopter

nydailynews – Cats may get nine lives, but not quite like this. A Dutch artist, upset over losing his beloved pet, Orville, had the animal stuffed and transformed its body into a remote-controlled helicopter, Sky News reported Monday. The “half cat, half machine” piece of art was dubbed the “Orvillecopter.” The cat, who was killed when it was hit by a car, was named after famed American aviator Orville Wright. “After a period of mourning, he received his propellers posthumously,” Jansen said. A video posted to YouTube shows the flying feline slowly hover several feet in the air in a park, it’s body permanantely spread eagle with propellors on its front paws. Artist Bart Jansen teamed up with radio control helicopter expert Arjen Beltman after having a taxidermist preserve the pussy cat, Reuters reported. The bizarre creation was then unveiled at the Kunstrai art festival in Amsterdam on Saturday.

I love it!  Love Orvillecopter!  Hey you spent all that money on your stupid cat.  Might as well get some use out of it right?  I mean you sure as shit didn’t get any benefits when it was alive.  Like what did it do for you besides demand you spend chunks of your paycheck on food to feed it?  It spent 99% of it’s life ignoring you except for when it wanted to scratch the shit out of you or meow at 5 am and wake you up.  Oh and it shit in that awesome smelling box in the corner.  What a pet.   At least now you can use that selfish bitch to practice your engineering skills and build a bad ass kittie helicopter to fly around the neighborhood?

I honestly cannot understand how someone wouldn’t be able to appreciate this. On Youtube right now the original clip has a bunch of dislikes and people complaining about this being tasteless, but obviously these people are too stupid to understand greatness when they see it. The Orvillecopter is just the first step in what could be a long line of useful dead pet inventions. Got a dead dog? Turn him into a Roomba. Couple dead birds? Salt & Pepper shakers. Dead goldfish? Turn ‘em sideways, throw a couple axle’s on there and you got some baller-ass shimmering Hot Wheels for the kids. It’s simple Pet Recycling 101, really.