HuffPo – An obese corpse may have caused a fire that nearly destroyed an Austrian crematorium. Investigators believe that the blaze in Graz began when large amounts of burning fat from a 440-pound woman’s body blocked an air filter, which in turn caused the filter system to overheat, Fox News reports. Firefighters were able to control the blaze by blasting water through the crematorium’s vents, according to the Daily Mail, but not before the fire had already done enough damage to keep the crematorium shut down for several days. The firemen left the scene coated in layers of black, greasy soot. Former Graz fire chief Otto Widestchek says it’s time for Austria to start building special crematoria that are equipped to handle the risks of cremating obese bodies.
If this is happening in Switzerland, I have to imagine the chances of this happening in America are WAY higher.
Fucking fat chicks. They’re like the gift that keeps on giving but the exact opposite. Just waddling around being all sweaty and fat and shit making you want to puke. Taking up 2 seats on airplanes, taking up half the subway car, taking too long in line at McDonald’s. Think you’re finally rid of their fat ass and they just burn your creamatorium down right on top of your head. Total day ruiner. Anyway kind of a wake up call that you’re too fucking fat when they have to discuss building a separate crematorium to turn your fat ass into ashes right? Like maybe it’s time to hit the treadmill or salad bar or something? There’s fat then there’s separate crematorium fat.
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