NEWSER – If you’re ever in the Canadian wilderness and somebody offers you a “chocolate-covered almond,” beware. It might be moose poop. The parents of two Manitoba teenagers are furious after adults tricked their children into eating moose droppings on a school canoe trip, the CBC reports. One mother says her son was offered the “almonds” by a parent chaperone as the school’s principal, a resource officer, and his teacher looked on. “As soon as it hit his mouth somebody tells him, ‘You just ate moose poop,’ and the whole group of people started laughing at him,” she says, accusing the adults of bullying. Another girl fell for the same trick, and got the moose poop stuck in her braces, the mother says. The mom has removed her son from the school, and says she and other parents want the principal transferred.
First of all how dumb is this slut who ate the moose shit after one kid already ate moose shit? Hey brace face wake the fuck up. It’s not chocolate covered almonds. We already established that by the dweeb puking his guts out in the babbling brook. It’s poop. Second of all these parents can chill out a little bit with the outrage. Saying their kids got bullied and they want the entire school fired and shit. Your kid got pranked. Deal with it. Yeah he got bullied. Don’t want it to happen again? Don’t be a dumb asshole who eats moose shit. Simple. Seriously this “bullying” talk is getting out of control. He wasn’t shoved in a corner and beat up because he was overweight or gay or something. He shoved a hunk of moose dump in his mouth. That’s hilarious.
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