NY Post - This little activist isn’t railing against the 1% — she’s fighting chocolate milk. Thalia Gerloff is on a mission to ban flavored moo juice, plastic wrap and Styrofoam trays from her Brooklyn Heights school — and she’s only 6! “I saw kids pouring chocolate milk in their cereal and realized it wasn’t good,” the PS 8 first-grader said. “It’s not healthy.” Last month, the young gadfly gave principal Seth Phillips a handwritten letter decrying the sweetened milk and the plastic wrapping on breakfast muffins. It wasn’t her parents — or even the mayor — who prodded her, but an episode of “Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution.” “It was the proudest moment of her life,” said mom Liz Gumbinner, who pens the blog Mom-101. “It’s awesome to learn as a 6-year-old that you have a voice. That if you care about something, you can go out and change it.” Still, she admits her pint-sized protester eats ice cream and would eat gummi bears for breakfast if she could. “It’s a strange dichotomy on what she thinks is right,” Gumbinner said. Phillips, who was surprised by Thalia’s surprise missive, said he’d consider her request. “You don’t want to disappoint kids, but you just don’t know if you can do the things they’re advocating,” said Phillips, adding that he gets lots of pleas this time of year with the fifth-grade’s “Project Citizen” class.
“It’s a strange dichotomy on what she thinks is right?” Do you mean “I’ve raised a hypocritical flip flopping bitch?” Because I think thats a more accurate portrayal of your asshole daughter. First of all, chocolate milk is the savior of elementary school lunches. If it wasn’t for chocolate milk, everyone would be chugging regular ass white milk like a bunch of fucking McPoyles. How absurd is that? Its just completely ridiculous that the education system expects you to eat a bologna sandwich and wash it all down with some normal milk. So this little C U Next Tuesday campaigning against chocolate milk is condemning an entire school to a lifetime of mayonnaise-milk breath. That right there should be punishable by death.
But then it turns out she eats ice cream and gummi bears! What a fucking slut. Have you no conscience, Thalia? Have you no soul? Sitting around eating ice cream and candy while you lobby for the eradication of chocolate milk? Bitch has scumbag politician written all over her. And you know who’s fault it is? Her bitch mother. Hey mom let me know when you write a blog on Mom-101.com about what to do when your daughter has no friends because everyone hates her for ruining lunch time. Something tells me you’re gonna have a lot of material to write that one.
PS – How much does that principal fucking hate the “Project Citizen” class? Get a bunch of letters from kids asking for completely unrealistic bullshit and you gotta pretend you’re listening
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