St. Paul – A 16-year-old student at St. Paul’s Como Park High School brought cupcakes to his classmates on May 9. Nice gesture, right? Well, it’s not so nice when you fill one of the cupcakes with semen and the give it to an unsuspecting classmate. As unbelievable as that is, it’s exactly what’s gone down the last couple weeks at Como Park High, according to a Pioneer Press report. The “creamy” cupcake recipient began getting teased by his classmates May 10, the day after he ingested the treat his fellow student gave him. According to St. Paul police spokesman Paul Paulos, the victim’s classmates started asking him, “How he could do that, if it tasted funny, things like that, and he heard someone mention that semen was used in the cupcakes.” The alleged culprit reportedly only targeted one of his classmates for the semen-filled surprise.
Kid was kind of asking for it, right? Who the fuck eats cupcakes from male classmates in high school? You wanna bring in a few tiny, delicious pastries on your birthday in elementary school then sure, I’ll smash those during recess. But in high school? Um, gay much? So you got to smell a rat a mile away if you’re that kid ate the semen cupcake. Like your mortal enemy is suddenly offering you cupcakes? “No thanks brah. This has semen written all over it.”
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