Saturday, May 26, 2012

Dude Threatens To Cut-Off His Girlfriend’s Head With A Samurai Sword For Deleting His Meth Dealer’s Number From His Phone


(The Weekly Vice) - Glenn Smith, a 50-year-old Minnesota man was jailed Monday after he allegedly threatened to behead his girlfriend after she deleted the number to what she believed was his meth dealer. According to police, Smith’s girlfriend got into hot water with her boyfriend after she deleted a number to what she believed was a meth dealer from Smith’s phone. After deleting the number, she left the couple’s home to run errands. At about 2 p.m. that afternoon, Smith discovered that the number had been deleted and called his girlfriend to confront her about it. When the woman returned home a short time later, she found Smith sharpening a Samurai sword in the couple’s garage. When the woman asked Smith how he was doing, he allegedly lifted the sword above his had and asked “Want me to cut your head off?”
Guy’s got nobody to blame but himself. Two words, bro: keyboard lock. Seriously I would say this is Relationship 101 but I’m pretty sure it’s the class even before that. Got a girlfriend? Password protect that cell phone homie. That goes times 10 million if you’ve got the type of sneaky, shady bitch capable of deleting your meth dealer’s number behind your back. Not even sure what you’re still doing with her to begin with? Obvious trust problems here. You can’t trust her not to go through your iPhone and delete your meth contact. She can’t trust you not to slice her head off her neck with a Katana sword

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