Catholic Church Tells Australian Women To Stop Being So Picky And Lower Their Standards Because There Is A Man Drought

Global Post – How do you know if he’s “the one?” Check to make sure that he has a pulse and isn’t already married to someone else. In other words, don’t be too picky, at least according to the Catholic Church in Australia. “Are women getting too choosy? I’d say yes,” Father Tony Kerin from the Archdiocese of Melbourne told the Herald Sun of Australia. “I think many are setting aside their aspirations for later, but by the time they get around to it, they’ve missed their chance.” Kerin’s comments came in light of research by demographer Bernard Salt. According to Salt, there are 1.3 million women and 1.343 million men between the ages of 25 to 34 living in Australia, the Herald Sun reported. But of those 1.3 million men, only 86,000 are actually “marriage material,” because the other men are already married, gay or in a serious relationship, according to Salt’s calculations. Salt himself, however, seems a little picky: he also excluded men who are single parents and men who earn less than $60,000 a year.

It’s not often I agree with the Catholic Church on something but I have to say I’m 100% on board with this new directive.  Hey Australian broads.  You ain’t so hot.   Walking around like your shit don’t stink acting like you only care about guys with “jobs” and “good looks” and “make more than 60K a year.”  Get over yourself.  There’s a god damn man drought.  Public crisis #1.  Time to lower those lofty standards you prissy sluts.  It’s what God wants.

Seriously that may be the best advice in the world for chicks to hear.  Lower your standards.  Girls grow up with this crazy fantasy of what to look for in a man.  They want some knight on a white horse with a face like a Disney prince and a personality like a Nicholas Sparks protagonist.  And a trust fund.  It’s just silly.  See that’s the main difference between men and women.  We want some freak porn star to fuck but we also possess the ability to separate reality from fantasy.  Chicks can’t.  They need the Catholic Church to tell them “hey you idiot broads!  It’s 2 AM at the bar and the lights are on.  Grab something with a dick and beat it!”  Go home and throw another shrimp on the barbie with an average dude.  You’ll resent him for not being perfect but hey at least Austrailia will start fucking again