Politico – On Saturday, the couple invited less than 100 friends and family members to celebrate Chan’s graduation from medical school at the University of California, San Francisco, a guest authorized to speak for the couple tells Us Weekly. What they didn’t know, however, was that Facebook founder and CEO Zuckerberg, 28, and his Harvard sweetheart Chan, 27, would also be tying the knot at their Palo Alto, Calif. home. The low-key ceremony occurred in their backyard. The couple — who have been together nine years — had been planning the ceremony for the past five months. Zuckerberg wore a suit and tie, and Chan wore a traditional wedding gown with lace detail. It’s been a banner week for the couple, as Chan graduated on Monday, the same day Zuckerberg turned 28. Four days later, Facebook went public; the move brought Zuckerberg’s wealth to an astounding $19 billion.
Is there a worse billionaire than Mark Zuckerberg? Just the biggest fucking idiot in terms of the way he plays the game. Hey bro you just made 19 billion dollars. This is how you celebrate? By going out and getting married 3 seconds later? How fucking dumb are you? I mean you have a face that looks like it was sculpted by the hands of Zeus himself and a wallet to match. You should be rolling in the best pussy this planet has to offer. You don’t marry some Asian broad who is a 6 at best. He probably didn’t even make her sign a prenup either. It makes no sense. And you know what the craziest part is? I don’t even think he cheats on her. If anything I bet she cheats on him. Probably has like reverse sugar daddies all over the joint. Fucking Zuckerberg. Learn how to be fucking rich and famous you squid.
PS - If you are going to get married at least wear a fucking tux. You look like an idiot. Seriously I have no respect on any level for anybody who doesn’t wear a tux when they get married. It’s the only option.
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