TMZ - Justin Bieber is a suspect in a criminal battery … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Justin was in Calabasas, where he lives, just after noon Sunday at a mall called The Commons. A paparazzo attempted to take Justin’s picture and, according to law enforcement, some sort of physical altercation erupted between Justin and the camera guy. The photog called 911, and when cops arrived Justin and GF Selena Gomez had already split. The photog complained of pain to his upper torso, an ambulance was summoned and he was taken to a local hospital where he was examined and released a short time later.
I’ve never been able to figure out exactly how I feel about paparazzi. Like on the one hand anybody who jams their camera in your face and blocks your car and harasses you nonstop to get pictures of you riled up is kind of a scumbag. But on the other hand I’m a huge proponent of the snake-it life philosophy. Just do whatever you can to get by and get paid while doing as little as possible. Case in point this dickbag blocking the Biebs car then provoking him into pushing him then calling the cops with upper torso pain saying he was assaulted by an 18 year old twerp who weighs a buck-10 soaking wet. Do I think it’s pussy in theory? Yes. But is it a quick way to get a nice fat settlement. You bet.
PS- Is there anything the Biebs can’t do? 10 billion records sold. #1 celebrity on planet. Hot famous girlfriend. Beating grown ass men up with only one shoe on. Owning life
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