Right now, Paulina Gretzky flashing her pussy all over Vegas and Kate Upton dancing her tits off are the two sexiest things that have happened in the past year. Whether you fuck or marry one, you’d be sittin pretty. But what about if you introduce a girl whos a cut above – Bar Refaeli. There’s a reason why Bar runs with dudes like Dicaprio and has graced the cover of SI multiple times. Shes just on another tier of hot. There aren’t videos of her doing the Dougie or the Cat Daddy or eating Carl’s Jr. burgers because she doesn’t have to do that shit. She doesn’t pose spread eagle because shes on another level.
So if you have sense and taste and class, you’re marrying Bar. Then what? You gotta kill one of Upton or Gretzky. An act that would make most dicks retreat up inside their owner and cry tears of remorse. In any other situation, killing Upton and those curves and those dance moves is criminal and out of the question, but I think its the answer here. Pauline Gretzky is just too goddam hot. Shes so hot and so filthy and you know she was spawned from The Great One. Upton is sexy and all but shes just a big pair of tits and some dance moves. Paulina has that extra something that puts her over the edge for me.
Marry – Bar, Fuck – Gretzky, Kill – Upton
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